turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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