I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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