id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
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