Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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