come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
Life is so much better after having sex.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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