Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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