He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
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