I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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