windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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