Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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