Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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