If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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