going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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