we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Pants are for mortals
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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