if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
How external is "for external use only"?
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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