everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Randomize
