i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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