chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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