Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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