walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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