State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
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