if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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