If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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