I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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