Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
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