i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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