using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
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