I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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