Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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