So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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