problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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