She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
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