I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
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