I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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