she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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