We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
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