We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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