it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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