Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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