would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
Randomize
