I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I look better un-naked...
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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