Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
