So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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