I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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