My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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