just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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