I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
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