Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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