His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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