So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Dick very happy bro
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