butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I am mentally ready for anal.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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